The bathrooms have been a little bit of an adventure as well. My apartment is outfitted with one western toliet (upstairs) and one squatter toliet (downstairs). Most public places, however, only have squatters and the other Chinese women definitely have me beat in this area. Some of the bathrooms are fine, but others are pretty gnarly especially since toilet paper is not flushed but just thrown away in the trash can beside the squatter. It is a coordinated woman (most of the time with heels and tights/nylons) who can successfully balance on the slippery pee-covered squatter surface, de-pants, relieve herself and then recover and exit without several possible (and routinely experienced by me) mishaps. Things get really crazy when a) the squatters have no doors b) you forget to bring your kleenex with you (toilet paper is not provided anywhere) c) you are wearing flip flops d) there are no squatters but just one long public trough e) you are on a moving train. I do not recommend any of the latter for the squatter novice. This takes practice and I am lucky that my parents taught me how to squat while camping at a young age. Who knew this skill would be valued later in life half a world away?
U.S. Foreign Service Officer headed to Wuhan, China
The mission of a U.S. diplomat in the Foreign Service is to promote peace, support prosperity, and protect American citizens while advancing the interests of the U.S. abroad. The work that diplomats do has an impact on the world as they serve at one of any of the more than 270 embassies, consulates and other diplomatic missions in The Americas, Africa, Europe and Eurasia, East Asia and Pacific, Middle East and North Africa, and South Asia.
The duties of a Consular Officer include to provide emergency and non-emergency services to American citizens and protect our borders through the proper adjudication of visas to foreign nationals and passports to American citizens. We adjudicate immigrant and non-immigrant visas, facilitate adoptions, help evacuate Americans, combat fraud, and fight human trafficking. Consular Officers touch people’s lives in important ways, often reassuring families in crisis. They face many situations which require quick thinking under stress and develop and use a wide range of skills, from managing resources and conducting public outreach to assisting Americans in distress.
The bathrooms have been a little bit of an adventure as well. My apartment is outfitted with one western toliet (upstairs) and one squatter toliet (downstairs). Most public places, however, only have squatters and the other Chinese women definitely have me beat in this area. Some of the bathrooms are fine, but others are pretty gnarly especially since toilet paper is not flushed but just thrown away in the trash can beside the squatter. It is a coordinated woman (most of the time with heels and tights/nylons) who can successfully balance on the slippery pee-covered squatter surface, de-pants, relieve herself and then recover and exit without several possible (and routinely experienced by me) mishaps. Things get really crazy when a) the squatters have no doors b) you forget to bring your kleenex with you (toilet paper is not provided anywhere) c) you are wearing flip flops d) there are no squatters but just one long public trough e) you are on a moving train. I do not recommend any of the latter for the squatter novice. This takes practice and I am lucky that my parents taught me how to squat while camping at a young age. Who knew this skill would be valued later in life half a world away?
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In Mandarin: 旅遊癮 (lǚyóu yǐn)
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According to my Mandarin teacher, the term 'wanderlust' can best be translated as 'a travel addiction or craving'. In the above translation, 'yǐn' has several meanings such as 'a strong impulse', 'a longing', or 'a desire'.
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- Sarah Sanderson
- I am currently in Mandarin language training as a new diplomat in the U.S. Foreign Service. Sean and I depart for Wuhan, China in November 2019 for my first tour in consular affairs.
Sarah and Sean

Grateful for my very tolerant, supportive and easygoing husband who's always game for a new adventure
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I loved this post, Sarah! And it doesn't sound like the kind of camping I've done with you...unless you routinely string together silverware outside of your apartment to try to catch a raccoon. :)
I am so spoiled with my comforts. I honestly don't think I could get by happily without my "Western" toilet and brownies.