My room has too many pillows/not enough pillows.
The bathroom has too many towels/not enough towels.
My room is too hot/too cold.
My room smells too clean (as in we used too many chemicals to clean it?)/doesn't smell clean
I can't sleep on feather pillows, I need all my pillows changed to microfiber pillows
I did not receive enough soap and toiletries in my room every day
I was annoyed to find that the housekeeper did not put away the iron and ironing board
There are too many spiderwebs on the balcony
We were not allowed to smoke anywhere inside the hotel
The restaurants did not have enough gluten-free options
My room was serviced too early/too late every day
It is completely unacceptable to wash dishes instead of replacing them with clean ones
Your housekeepers need to be properly trained in the first place or need re-training
My food and dishes were not removed/removed before I was finished
A new dry-cleaning bag and slip were not replaced daily in my room
The housekeepers made too much noise while cleaning next door and I couldn't sleep
The fan is too loud/the drain is too loud
My room was not dusted well enough, I need to be moved
And my favorite so far . . .
The birds were singing too loud outside our room this morning, we need to be moved.
Life is tough when you're on vacation, isn't it. Damn birds.